It Beats Getting Probed

Strung out on nip and cappuccino

Felix stocks up on salmon and bean-o

He's a Y2K cat 

In a tin foil hat:

The Aluminum Casque of Mambrino

ICHC Limerick: Dinos are Low in Fiber

A Napoleon-complected hog
On a dare he received from the dog,
Snatched up a toy dino 
And nommed on his spine-o,
Then fell ill with acute colon clog.